If you couldn’t help but like the film, you’ll also like these Zombieland quotes.
There have been a lot of zombie movies and television shows that have been popular over the last several decades. Most of them take the same type of approach. They are frightening and try to portray what the apocalyptic world would be like as realistically as they can. Zombieland is not like the others.
Zombieland takes a comedic approach to a world full of zombies. It follows the story of a college-aged kid who meets up with three strangers as they travel across the country looking for anywhere that is free from zombies.
When you’re used to the traditional zombie movie, you can’t help but laugh at this movie. And if you’re a fan of the movie, you’ll like these Zombieland quotes.
Don’t forget to also check out these Shadow and Bone quotes that will help you gear up for the 2nd season of the show.
Most Popular Zombieland Quotes
1. “I hate coconut! Not the taste, the consistency.” – Tallahassee
2. “Who’s Bill Murray?” – Little Rock
3. “I’ve never been good with farewells so… that’ll do, Pig.” – Tallahassee
4. “Who’s Gandhi?” – Little Rock
5. “Time to nut up or shut up.” – Tallahassee
6. “It had to be a f***ing clown.” – Columbus
7. “Where are you, you spongy, yellow delicious bastards?” – Tallahassee
8. “You want to feel how hard I can punch you?” – Tallahassee
9. “You did all this for a Twinkie?” – Witchita
10. “Oh America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I’ve come to realize that you can’t have a country without people. And there are no people here. No, my friends. This is now the United States of Zombieland. It’s amazing how quickly things go from bad to total shitstorm.” – Columbus
11. “Is that how you say hello where you come from?” – Bill Murray after Columbus shoots him
Columbus’ Rules from Zombieland Quotes
12. “The first rule of Zombieland; Cardio. When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.”
13. “… which leads me to my second rule; the double-tap. In those moments when you’re not sure the undead are really dead-dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head.”
14. “Don’t let them catch you with your pants down.”
15. “You have to focus on your own survival, which leads to Rule #4. Pretty basic. Fasten your seatbelts. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.”
16. “Another rule to surviving Zombieland: ‘Travel light’ And I don’t mean just luggage.”
Funny Zombieland Quotes from Tallahassee
17. “I haven’t cried like that since Titanic.” – Tallahassee
18. “I mean, you probably get this all the time. Maybe not lately, but I’m such a huge fan of yours. You know, I swear, I’ve seen every one of your movies a million times. I even loved your dramatic roles and just everything. Six people left in the world and one of them is Bill f***ing Murray.” – Tallahassee
19. “I could use a Twinkie…” – Tallahassee
20. “My momma always told me someday you’ll be good at somethin’. Who’d have guessed that somethin’ would be zombie killin’?” – Tallahassee
21. “We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?” – Tallahassee
22. “There is a box of Twinkies in there. And not just any Twinkies, but the last box of Twinkies in the whole universe.” – Tallahassee
23. “The best part is no more flushing. Epic.” – Tallahassee
24. “You know, you’re like a penguin on the North Pole who hears the South Pole is really nice this time of year.” – Tallahassee
25. “I can tell already, you’re gunna get on my nerves.” – Tallahassee
26. “Don’t shoot me with my own gun!” – Tallahassee
27. “Here’s the deal, Columbus. Uh, I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch.” – Tallahassee
Zombieland Quotes from Columbus
28. “The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.” – Columbus
29. “Even though teaming up wasn’t my style I figure I’ll be safer with Tallahassee. You see, he was in the ass-kicking business. It became quickly apparent however that he did have one weakness.” – Columbus
30. “You want to know the best thing about Z-land? No Facebook status updates. You know, ‘Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday.’ Who cares?” – Columbus
31. “Don’t worry. He grows on you.” [said about Tallahassee] – Columbus
32. “I used to avoid people like they were zombies before they were zombies. Now that they are all now zombies, I kinda miss people.” – Columbus
33. “Take away a man’s son, you’ve truly given him nothing left to lose.” – Columbus
34. “I could tell she knew what I was feeling we all are orphans in Zombieland.” – Columbus
35. “Okay. You’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… Ghostbusters.” – Columbus
36. “Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story?” – Columbus
37. “We are being chased by ravenous freaks. Like we don’t have enough problems. Oh, they stole my hummer. Oh, we have trust issues. Well, get over it!” – Columbus
More Zombieland quotes and lines
38. “Ow, I’m on fire! Ouch!” – Bill Murray
39. “Ooo, Free Parking! Which, coincidentally, is the best thing about living in Zombieland.” – Wichita
40. “I’ve come to realize that you can’t have a country without people.” – Columbus
41. “I mean, you got the guts of a guppy but I could hit that.” – Wichita
42. “No! She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana! She’s only famous when she’s wearing the wig!” – Little Rock
43. “Twelve’s the new twenty.” – Little Rock
44. “You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?” – Tallahassee
45. “I do it to blend in. You know. Zombies don’t mess with other zombies. Buddy of mine, makeup guy, he showed me how to do this. Corn starch. You know, some berries, a little licorice for the ladies. Suits my lifestyle, you know. I like to get out and do stuff. Just played nine holes on the Riveria. Just walked on. Nobody there.” – Bill Murray
46. “You’ve never played the quiet game, have you?” – Wichita
47. “Pretty soon life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.” – Tallahassee
48. “So until next time, remember: Cardio, seat belts, and this really has nothing to do with anything, but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody. I’m Columbus, Ohio from Zombieland, saying good night.”
Quotes from Zombieland: Double Tap
49. “Welcome to Zombieland. Back for seconds? After all this time? Well, what can I say, but thank you. You have a lot of choices when it comes to zombie entertainment, and we appreciate you picking us.” – Columbus
50. “They say when something bad happens, you have three choices. Let it define you, destroy you, or strengthen you.” – Columbus
51. “You don’t have what it takes. I’ll be president. And I nominate Little Rock as my VP.” – Wichita
52. “Cardio! Sorry, I do a lot of cardio too. It’s actually my number one rule, which is so dorky. But I have like a list of rules for surviving Zombieland.” – Columbus
53. “Berkeley told us about this new kind of zombie that’s stronger, and faster, and deadlier, and better adapted to the hunt.” – Wichita
54. “Look, I know you guys are in love, or whatever, but in two minutes, she’s going to become a….” – Wichita
55. “She’s making a good point. Maybe it’s time for you to be the Brave Little Toaster.” – Tallahassee
Which of these Zombieland quotes is your favorite?
The original film premiered back in 2009 and quickly gained popularity becoming the top-grossing zombie film for several years. Ten years later a sequel was released that followed the same characters but did not have the same level of success.
Throughout the original film, there were rules shared on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Jesse Eisenberg and Woody Harrelson were even featured in some promotional videos that expanded on the list of rules. They ended up with a total of 33 rules.
If you’re curious to hear more of the rules that were shared in these Zombieland quotes and lines, you’re going to have to watch the movie to find out!